Top 10 Things Your Cat Wants to Tell You

Do our cats love us sincerely, or do they dream of killing us in our sleep? A little bit of both, surely. For the length of this article, we've put ourselves in the mindset of our kitties, the kings of tough love. #1 "You're a terrible hunter" He tries to make you understand this by bringing you gifts (sometimes still alive). #2 "You're already back?" If your little love doesn't rush to your legs when you return, it's because he's too lazy, and if he does, it's probably because he's hungry. #3 "My litterbox won't clean itself" He's wondering why you insist on stealing his poop. #4 "You're a weird cat" When you answer his meows by trying to mimic him, he's wondering what got into you. #5 "Don't forget to buy  my Ziggy cat food" Or I'll make you pay for it in your sleep. #6 "I missed you" After a day alone at home, he's still happy to see his favorite servant. #7 "It's not me, it's the dog" If he could, your kitty wouldn't hesitate to throw the dog under the bus! #8 "I'll leave you your cat tree, I prefer the TV box" We all know this passion our mustachioed friends have for  cardboard boxes... #9 "You're going to the bathroom? Great, I’ll follow you!" It's stronger than them, they want to be involved in everything. #10 "I love you human" And he lets you know by rubbing against your legs or purring on your chest. We love them too, our little ungrateful kitties.